10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends

July 24th, 2008

  1. You wouldn’t bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend.
  2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch.
  3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner.
  4. Your computer doesn’t mind if you are unshaved, haven’t showered this week or are sitting by it in your underwear.
  5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away.
  6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends.
  7. With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore.
  8. A computer doesn’t mind you using other computers as well.
  9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend.
  10. Computers never, EVER gets a period.

Source : http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/186.html

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Posted by Mr Am on July 24th, 2008 | Filed in Computer, Joke |


7 Responses to “10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends”

  1. July 24th, 2008 at 10:04 am

    broken_nigina Identicon Icon broken_nigina said:

    haha..
    alasan yang sama jugak kenapa bercinta dengan komputer lebih baik daripada bercinta dengan boyfriend.

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  2. July 24th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    anaiz Identicon Icon anaiz said:

    wah am, takkan nanti nak kawen ngan komputer kot.
    hehe..!!

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  3. July 25th, 2008 at 12:24 am

    tsaico Identicon Icon tsaico said:

    hahahahahah…..asl bro ske wat perbndingan erk….haizzzz…complicated tul pmikiran manusia ni …

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  4. July 27th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    Mr Am Identicon Icon Mr Am said:

    :)>-

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  5. July 28th, 2008 at 10:58 am

    ixora Identicon Icon ixora said:

    so, cik am…bercinta ngan komputer la ni..huhu…sonok x..?:-?:x

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  6. July 28th, 2008 at 11:00 am

    Mr Am Identicon Icon Mr Am said:

    sekurangnya komputer xmerajuk.. =))

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  7. September 5th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    sherina84 Identicon Icon sherina84 said:

    :)>-

    manusia yang sering mencari perbandingan adalah seorang perfectionist. Sampai bila pun takkan dapat ler yang sempurna. tapi orang yang suka buat perbandingan jugak adalah sorang yang berfikiran jauh. Judge yourself…dont let people judge you. hehhehe:”>

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