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Owh shit.. Aku pening dengan matematik

October 29th, 2008

Pinjam ayah rm25

Pinjam mak rm25

Total = rm50.

Beli baju rm45, balance rm5

rm1 bayar ayah

rm1 bayar mak.

balance rm3.

hutang ayah jd rm24

hutang mak jdi rm24

rm24+rm24=rm48+balance rm3= rm51..

Owh, shit.. IQ over 120, can’t think about this..

Aku betul2 xleh pikir, mana datangnya lebih rm1 ni??

Anyone?

UPDATE

Okey2, aku kasi jawapan..

Korang pinjam RM50, bayar RM2

Jadi, korang pinjam RM48 la kan?

Beli baju RM45, balance mesti la tinggal RM3 (RM45 + RM3 = RM48)

ps : Mesti la bodoh kalau hutang, korang tambah dengan hutang

pss : Aku juga tertipu masa mula-mula baca tadi..

 

Bill gates VS Steve Jobs

October 27th, 2008

Entri ni, aku bukan nak cerita pasal Bill Gates^W atau Steve Jobs^W.. Xperlu cerita, korang mesti dah kenal 2 orang ni..

Just nak share gambar yang aku jumpa masa blog hopping tadi. Read the rest of this entry »

 

Bagi aku Pringles dan Cadbury Black Forest

October 26th, 2008

Maaf, aku dalam masalah..

Jangan bagi aku heroin ataupun ganja

Cuma bagi Pringles dan Cadbury Black Forest

 

Win like a man, Lose like a man!!

October 26th, 2008

Untuk blogger yang tiada life..

1. Tolong menulis dengan ikhlas.

2. Tolong jangan saling mengutuk antara blogger *damn*

3. Tolong jangan pandang rendah kepada blogger yang baru nak up! *bodoh kalau kau bandingkan blog kau yang berusia 3 tahun, dengan blog yang berusia 3 bulan*

4. Tolong jangan burukkan status blogger, Kau mahu kerajaan cakap, blogger musuh negara? *shit*

5. Tolong jangan buat blog sampah, kau ada blog, tapi kau xupdate *kotorkan dunia blog*

 

Award from I.Z.Z.Y

October 25th, 2008

Aisey.. aku teraward la plak..

Tapi, yang betul2 syok.. award ni mengatakan aku sexy blogger..

sila jangan muntah di sini..

This award from izzy

 

The word “genius” help me a lot

October 23rd, 2008

Presentation of Final Year Project 1

Panel 1 : No need to present, I just want to ask u a few question. Do you spell your name correctly?

Mr Am : Yes, I do..

Panel 1 : Tell me, why u choose the “genius watt-meter” as title of this project.

Mr Am (monologue) : Shit, WTF of this question, give me a killer question, please!

Mr Am : *Just telling them, about the project title*

Panel 1 : Okey, that all from me. Panel 2, any question?

Panel 2 : I think, you should change the project title.

Mr Am (monologue) : What, wanna die? This is my project, so.. It up to me, okey..

Mr Am : Ok. i will..

Panel 2 : Ok. That’s all

Mr Am (monologue) : That’s all? Damn..

Mr Am : Ok, Thanks..

Probably reasons why, I’m not required to present my project!

1. My seminar paper quite good, they understand all of it.. Then, no need to present!
2. My project title maybe great. They liked it
3. The real reason is, the time is 1 p.m. (lunch hour). Arrghh.. shit.. I know, the panels going to have their lunch!

 

Killer Love Tag

October 19th, 2008

I have been tagged by aeropama.com, I’m not sure, whether I can answer this tag properly or not.

1. How many time have you been in love?

3 times, but I’ve been in relationships more than 30 or maybe more than 50. Sorry, i can’t remember!

2. 3 songs that make you remind of her?

1. Sandarkan Pada Kenangan Jamal - Abdillah & Siti Sarah

2. Senyuman ragamu - Gerhana Ska Cinta

3. Accidentally in Love - Counting Crows

3. What is the romantic thing that you do for her, or she do for you?

Romantic? Then, please ask them. I don’t know.

4. 3 nicknames she uses to call you?

Am, b, Abang.

5. List 3 places you go with her?

Malls, lakes, and somewhere to eat.

6. What is the best memories with her?, (picture is better)

Everything with her was the best memories.

7. What is her birthday, if you remember?

1. 22/1

2. 16/2

3. 29/8

8. List gifts from her that you like?

Not important! But i got many gifts from her them.

9. How you declare your love to her (man), or how you accept his love (woman)?

1. I just tell her directly by phone.

2. She come to me, and told me she like me. Then, i said, so am I. Coupled! Damn.. she really make me shy!

3. 11/11, she asked me, want to be her life partner or not. FYI, before that i was told her that i like her, but she shot me down. Sshh..

10. How long you take to forget her?

For what? She was my special one. I will never forget her.

11. What is her physical part that you like about her?

Lips

12. What is she doing right now?

Don’t know. They are sleeping maybe.

13. Can you accept her back if she want to?

Nope!

14. Have you contact her(ex) when you with your partner?

Maybe, but as a friend.

15. Have you done something inappropriate with her(ex) before?

Nope.

16. Did you go out with her(ex), without been known by your partner?

I did. But I told my partner after I’m go out with her(ex).

17. 2 things from her(ex) that you keep, without been known by your partner?

Nothing.

18. Do you think your relationship with her(ex) is hotter than with your partner?

I don’t think so.

19. Do you hide something in your mobile phone from your partner?

I don’t.

20. Have you cheated or try to cheat your partner?

Nope, but there are something that I never tell her.

21. Who should do this tag?

Izzy, Xora, Chokilala, Hana, Blues (also tagged by aeropama)

ps : Very big killer tag, Damn!

 

Kenapa perlu ada hosting + domain sendiri?

October 15th, 2008

Dah ramai antara blogger² Malaysia yang mempunyai hosting + domain sendiri.

Tapi masih lagi ada yang menggunakkan perkhidmatan percuma seperti blogger dan wordpress.com.

Mari kongsi, kenapa perlu ada hosting sendiri.

Sebelum bicara lebih pasal hosting ni, meh aku kenalkan apa itu hosting dan domain ni..

Hosting boleh dikatakan seperti rumah anda, di mana diperlukan bagi tempat tinggal. Ye, korang perlukan hosting ni, untuk org simpan file² korang.

Domain pula, dengan cara mudah, seperti alamat. Untuk orang datang ke rumah korang, tapi xde alamat, macam mana orang nak datang, kan?

Bila korang ada hosting sendiri. Korang akan… Read the rest of this entry »

 

Menteil’s Blog Contest

October 15th, 2008

Korang seorang blogger?

Korang pandai menulis?

Korang mahu hadiah?

klik sini

ps : Hadiah menarik menanti anda.

pss : Menteil buat contest ni sempena hari ulang tahun kelahirannya.

Sila jangan L.A.M.B.A.T!

 

Blog secara serius

October 14th, 2008

Apa maksud kau dengan berblog secara serius? Setiap orang masing-masing mesti ada tujuan sendiri sebagai penulis blog. Dalam pemerhatiaan aku, terdapat banyak kategori penulisan blog. Ini Sebahagian darinya.

1. Hobby / Love writing

- Hobi atau gian menulis, jenis yang macam ni, memang xkesah ade reader ke x, traffic high ke low. Yang penting dapat tulis apa terlintas di jiwa. Penulis yang berjiwa menulis ni, biasanya menulis dari hati, isi-isi tulisannya, tidak semestinya berilmiah, tapi berseni. Read the rest of this entry »